Another piece of PR fluff that has floated my way.
"Turn Up the Heat on Valentine’s Day with Food Noir’s Opulent Desire Extravaganza
Not wearing a blindfold at dinner? You're doing it wrong!"
Well, that’s a load of rubbish to start off with. Who on earth wears a blindfold at dinner? Let’s read on through the fluff.
Food Noir, the capital’s sauciest dining club, has big plans for Valentine’s Day 2016, with an extravagant pop-up going by the name of DESIRE. DESIRE is the second in the series of Food Noir’s dining clubs, following on from the sold out TEMPTATION events which beguiled diners throughout the autumn.
How exactly did this beguiling occur?
After luring in legions of fans with an atmospheric, multi-sensory experience that combines food, music, live acts and a multitude of other tantalising elements, Food Noir is setting its sights on Valentine’s Day. DESIRE, which launches on the 14thFebruary will tease and tantalise with an unforgettable experience for avant-garde couples that want to take a step outside the box. The new DESIRE by FOOD NOIR events will run once per month for three months.
Well, you haven’t really told us anything yet. There are going to be some events.
With exquisite interiors in exclusive settings, immersive risqué theatre performances and atmospheric soundscapes purposely created f or FOOD NOIR by the award winning visual music creators, Qritikal Media are designed to stimulate every sense. Coming alive in DESIRE, the signature FOOD NOIR ambience is set to a backdrop of world-class cuisine. Food Noir has built a reputation for decadent multi-sensory, utterly unique dining experience like nothing else available anywhere in the capital.
Ok, a bit of dinner, a few drinks and an iPod playlist. What next?
Madame Noir of Nude Noir, the elusive force behind Food Noir, says, “As someone who is intimately familiar with the things that bring pleasure to my audiences, I innately understand how important it is to tantalise each and every one of the senses. Whether you’re sampling exquisite cuisine while wearing a blindfold, or watching our professional performers while deeply inhaling musky incense, my second in series exclusive DESIRE dining club takes guests further on a journey of exploration, all studded with elements of surprise. TEMPTATION was breathtaking and DESIRE builds the suspense to a goosebump-tingling crescendo.
I don’t really want any musky incense whilst having a bit of dinner, can you leave that bit out? They want you to pay 100 quid for this weirdness. We live in a strange world.