Beer of the month, February 2016

When I drafted this post at the start of the month, just to put a placeholder for it to remind me to do it when the month ends, I left myself a note which predicted that a New Zealand beer would probably take the title. This prediction has come true (there was very little chance of this not happening).

However, before we head to the Antipodes, there are 2 local candidates worthy of a brief mention. The first is Nuns Ale from Church End brewery. Who put the nun in Nuneaton? Nuns! A delightfully hoppy golden ale which was very nice. The second is Phoenix Pale Ale from Sly Fox Brewing Company, a delicious golden ale, nicely balanced.

However, this month’s top 5 are all big hoppy beasts from New Zealand. The story will be the same next month, without a doubt, as there will be twelve days of NZ beers to choose from, not just four. Three out of these five in the line up made it to the top 5:-


First up we have Three Boys IPA, one of several Three Boys cans that I picked up on our first day in Auckland. This was a good and hoppy IPA, although could have been a bit paler.

In fourth place we have Epic Pale Ale, which lived up to its epithet, with a mix of 15 hops and great levels of bitterness. It was lovely in the Waikino sunshine after a morning bike ride.


Next up we have Hapi Daze. Hapi is the maori word for hop, and this was a can of super hoppy happiness which was really tasty.

In second place we have Funk Estate Sophisticuffs IPA, caramel malts and a super hoppy attack on the palate. This was perfect with pizza on our first night of camping.

Our winner for February 2016 is Panhead Pale Ale – Quickchange XPA. In case you’ve not guessed, even more super hoppy hits, mosaic, galaxy and citra hops all joining together, with those alpha oils coming through very strongly.

A very worthy beer of the month, and likely to be in the top 5 or even higher at the end of the year…

Pub of the month, February 2016, The Shakespeare Hotel and Brewery, Auckland

In most months there is a fair and level playing field in the battle for pub of the month. But in the month when you visit New Zealand for the first time, that playing field gets rather tilted towards the direction of one of the furthest flung corners of the empire…

So let’s start with the plucky English runner up.

The Parcel Yard in Leicester was a new one for us. It’s been around for a while, and I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve walked past it when leaving the station. We were off to a show at De Montfort Hall, and were not eating at the Marquis, because we ate there the previous night and Mrs MOFAD didn’t fancy a second night there. In The Parcel Yard we encountered a good menu to choose from and some good ales on tap. We had a nice meal.


In second place, we have a pub and brewery, in the shape of Brothers Beer in Auckland. Andy and Ant, the Brothers Beer boys, first met over a beer, and eventually talked about starting a business together. Whilst drinking more beer, they came up with the idea of opening a brewery together. After visiting Good Beer Week in Melbourne, they agreed that restaurant menus need not be an anti climax when you get to the beer list. Pubs and bars can and should serve beers from little breweries, not just the big boys.

They opened a brewery and a shop, where they could stock beers from all over the world (we chatted about some of their Thornbridge ales), including their own. You can drink beer there (and eat some pizza) and you can take it home as well. They are based in the old City Works Depot in Auckland, alongside lots of other interesting local businesses, a great little pub and brewery all in one. You can pick up plenty to take away:-


There is a clear winner here, and sorry to the runners up, because you didn’t stand a chance when we got to the Southern hemisphere and discovered The Shakespeare, a hotel, pub, restaurant and brewery all rolled into one, and just a few hundred yards from our hotel. Technically, I discovered it quite a while before this, after hunting out various places to eat and drink whilst we were in NZ. And I had a feeling that it was going to be in the running for pub of the month either this month or next (depending when we would be visiting).

Everything has a Shakespeare theme, from The Bard pale ale to The Jester pilsner and “The Works of Shakespeare” burger….


That’s a burger, with a fried egg, bacon, beetroot, tomato, lettuce and a pineapple ring. Definitely the complete works of Mr S. A big portion and very tasty. A proper hand made burger, perfectly cooked, juicy and delicious. It lived up to their “best burger in Auckland” claim.

A great pub, and a worthy winner of pub of the month.

Talisman Cafe, Karangahake

Today was wet. Warm still, but wet. For the first 20 minutes, it didn’t rain. For the remaining 220, it did.

We set out on a bike ride from Waikino to Karangahake and back, on the Hauraki rail trail. Disused railway lines turned into cycle paths? Old railway tunnels lit up with disconcerting drips coming from the roof? Sounds familiar. It’s the Monsal Trail with some more interesting plant life, and a more impressive river.

And, much like Derbyshire, there are quirky cafes around. This is certainly one of them. For example, instead of a number for your order, you get a plastic animal.

There are also a random selection of local arts and crafts and souvenir tat available to buy.

Anyway, it was a good place to dry off, warm up a touch and have some lunch. It’s a simple menu, burgers, chips, pies, toasties and the like.

I had a tasty ham and cheese toastie, with good chips but a weird Chinese soup spoon full of tomato sauce, shown below…

As it was such a wet day, we needed a pot of tea to warm up. We might be turning into Hazel!

We decided to linger a little longer and had a tasty chocolate fudge cake. Just the kind of thing to cheer you up on a dreary day. I’m aware that the photo needs rotating, can’t do it on this dodgy Internet connection…

It’s fair to say that there’s more than a touch of the Grindleford station cafe about it (if you’ve been to Grindleford, you’ll know what I mean).

An interesting lunch stop!

Flat White Cafe Bar, Waihi Beach

Round these parts, it’s pronounced “flit whaart”. Just a short stroll from the campsite we are staying at, the Flat White had a major makeover last year, and you can watch the transformation whilst eating your dinner, as they have a slideshow rolling away on their screens inside.

It was well worth the effort, as the place looks great. Even on a moist and warm evening with the doors wide open and crickets hopping about looking for a late night snack. Last night, I was their late night snack. Finding one of those on your chest in the middle of the night is a bit of a shock.

Let’s start with a drink, a Hallertau pale ale, essentially a hopped up lager which works well on a warm day. They have a couple of Hallertaus on tap and several others in bottles. 


Lots of lovely things on the menu. As we are by the sea (you can see it through the “patio” doors), something from the deep to start – flour dusted, flash fried calamari with aioli, lemon and a little salad. This was delicious. Super fresh seafood, served simply. 


On to the main event, panko crumbed chicken breast (the Japanese breadcrumbs made from crustless bread) with pine nut, spinach and cream cheese filling, scallop potato (I would call them boulangere potatoes), broccolini and chimmichuri dressing.


This was also delicious, succulent chicken, great flavours and a good portion size. It was a lovely evening, really like this place. 

It is most certainly MOFAD approved, and a MOFAD card was secreted about the premises. The best dining in Waihi Beach. 

Waikino station cafe, Waikino

Old railway lines turned into cycle paths? Disused stations turned into visitor centres and cafes? All sounds a bit Derbyshire or Hampshire.

However, we find ourselves much further south than that, in Waikino, New Zealand. This morning, we cycled over from Waihi, where a few trains run each day for tourists. You can also take your bike on the trains, and it’s much easier to do than on East Midlands trains!

We arrived in Waikino in good time for lunch, and the cafe was very busy on a lovely sunny Sunday lunchtime. Their signage proclaims their “big juicy burgers” so it was an easy choice for me. There’s quite a bit on the menu, Mrs MOFAD opted for a chicken panino. 


As you can see, it was a fairly big burger, and definitely juicy. The token salad on the side amused me. The burger had some good lettuce leaves inside and a nice chutney. 

As well as a refreshing lemonade, the burger was washed down with a bottle of Epic pale ale – this lived up to the name with 15 hops and good bitterness. 

A great place for a lunch stop on a cycle ride. MOFAD approved!

New Zealand Triple Pork Nirvana

As you know, I am the inventor of triple pork nirvana, pork based products for every meal. When travelling to foreign lands, you should take the opportunity to achieve nirvana, as there will usually be some new porky products to try. 

Today started off with a nice bacon roll at Remedy Coffee

We had a few ideas about lunch, but timings saw us eating some bacon quiche in our “just picked it up” motorhome in the car park at Countdown near Auckland airport. Not the most glamorous of locations, but the achievement of nirvana sometimes involves small sacrifices…

Dinner was simple and very nice. A pizza, bought at the aforementioned Countdown at lunchtime, cooked in the wood fired pizza oven at Waihi Beach camp site. Delicious!

A tasty antipodean triple!

Beachaven camp site, Leo Street, Waihi Beach 

A camp site is an unusual thing to see in these pages. But this is no ordinary camp site. Nestled just a few minutes from the beach at Waihi Beach, this campsite has a trick up its sleeve. But first here’s a photo of our hired motorhome on our pitch with  a palm tree. Our first time camping next to a palm tree. 


Here’s the reason that this camp site is featuring here. A wood fired pizza oven, free to use for anyone on site. How awesome is that?!? It gets lit every Saturday evening, and you can take your pizzas along whenever you are ready.  


We picked up a couple from Countdown (NZ Tesco) before we left Auckland, as there was no way we were missing out on such an opportunity!

They took about 90 seconds to cook to perfection, you can’t beat the taste of wood fired pizza. What a great idea and what a great camp site! All of the facilities are great, and they also have small chalet type rooms for non campers. Great place!

The pizza was washed down with a tasty NZ beer, the Sophisticuffs IPA pictured below. Perfect with a meaty pizza…


Remedy Coffee, Wellesley Street, Auckland, February 2016

If your hotel package doesn’t include breakfast (ours often don’t as we have access to discount rates that exclude it), then one of the most important things to find is somewhere to enjoy this essential  meal which sets you up for the day.

In the middle of a city (and for once the New Zealand definition of a city is correct when referring to Auckland), there are loads of options, and lots of chains. Chains are good, but we decided to seek out something a bit different, and found the quirky Remedy Coffee just around the corner from our hotel.

As soon as you enter, you pick up on the great vintage vibe of the place, cutlery and crockery that doesn’t match, a book swap shelf, a rather huge selection of Marvel comics, even board games to play over breakfast or a leisurely lunch. There were also great tunes on the stereo (different to the usual 80s rock output of the radio stations we encountered).

It was nice to see tea in a good old teapot with cosy – classic retro stuff.

Good bacon rolls too, very tasty bacon and freshly baked rolls.

However, I might need to report them to “we want bowls” for serving muesli in jars instead of bowls – an annoying hipster trend that has travelled halfway round the world.

Apart from this blemish, a lovely little cafe, perfect for a relaxed city centre breakfast. You can sit outside, but it’s quite noisy, so you can make your own mind up about that.

MOFAD approved, and a card was left somewhere 🙂

Shakespeare Hotel and Brewery, Auckland

On your first night in a new city, it’s important to find somewhere great to eat and unwind with a drink. Hopefully you won’t be too jet lagged and fall asleep in your plate.

I’d been doing some research on nearby eateries, and just a few hundred yards up the road from where we were staying was The Shakespeare, a hotel, pub, restaurant and brewery all rolled into one.

To start with, a glass of “The Bard” pale ale. Yes, everything has a Shakespeare theme. A delicious hoppy pale ale (a bit too dark for my definition of pale).

Lots to choose from to eat, including what the menu calls “the best burgers in Auckland”. With a claim like that, you’ve got to try one.

I opted for “The Works of Shakespeare” burger, with a fried egg, bacon, beetroot, tomato, lettuce and a pineapple ring. Definitely the full works. A big portion and very tasty. A proper hand made burger, perfectly cooked, juicy and delicious.

Mrs MOFAD opted for a chicken pasta dish which had a lot of garlic butter. And I mean absolutely loads. But even the strength of the garlic wasn’t enough to help her stay awake – jet lag was kicking in. You may also spot that Antiopdean staple of snow pea tops as a garnish.

There was just enough time for me to have a glass of “The Jester” Pilsner, very easy drinking but needs a drier finish.

Before we left, we had a bit of a chat with a friendly local chap who told us some tales of the area. The Shakespeare is definitely MOFAD approved and a card was left.

The Food Truck Garage, Auckland

Like their nearby neighbours Brothers Beer, The Food Truck Garage are based in the old City Works Depot in Auckland. Their journey began as a TV series where they attempted to turn junk food into good food.

A rare thing (in our experience at least), a home grown TV show in New Zealand (all we saw were BBC and Channel 4 repeats). With over 700,000 people tuning in each week (big viewing figures for a country with a population of only 4.5 million), “The Food Truck” was an instant hit.

In 2013 they set up the Food Truck Garage in Auckland, a permanent eatery to go alongside their mobile truck (a classic old Bedford van which my dad would have loved). On our first day in Auckland we found ourselves here after a trip to Brothers Beer in order to stock up on some native ales.

On a lovely warm Friday, we found ourselves a table outside and ordered some lunch. They have eight different burgers to choose from (I picked the beefroot, a mixture of minced beef and beetroot – that classic Antipodean burger ingredient, which was topped with something called awesome sauce). There are also salads and tacos available, and Mrs MOFAD had chicken tacos (with “especial” sauce). I was hoping for a Hallertau pale ale to start off my New Zealand drinking adventure, but there was a problem with their taps, so we settled for some “old fashioned lemonade” instead, which was cool and refreshing, perfect for tired travellers.

A lovely place for a lunchtime pit stop.